Fairy Tale Cottage
I have no idea where this is, but would anyone really want to live here?
Now, don't get me wrong this place is amazing...for pictures. But, reallly...could you imagine actually living here with someone you care about? It's like one 200 square foot room in the middle of nowhere with a small bed as the upstairs.
Most importantly, where's the fucking bathroom?
I can take a wild guess where you go to the john. Not only that, I do like to eat. I don't see a kitchen and I don't wanna knit pick but that front door looks weak as hell, I don't want a visit from a skunk or a racoon. Call me a city slicker but can you really sleep like sleeping beauty in the middle of the forest with no AC and no security system? Maybe Gacy or Bundy's clones hang out at that forest, fuck that!
Super Mario Money!
With my aimless internet skills as usual I stumbled across this dollar bill. Not just any dollar bill, a Super Mario dollar bill. Word. Now, I've seen quite a lot of money touched up by artists, but I'm a game freak and this just hit a nerve of awe-some-ness.
No more coins and mushrooms for Mari-yo!
Forget
Planking
Try doing this shit.
:-)
Best. Bum. Sign. Ever.
LOL
Brit police
I guess they ain't down with the darkside.
Darth Vader got his ass kicked today when British police came to his home where he was accused of not paying child support for his 2 children, Luke and Leia Skywalker. Mr. Vader claimed he hasn't paid any of the childrens child support for the past 18 years because he has suffered serious burns from a battle many years earlier. His health insurance with the Darkside doesn't cover his body armor. His bail is $60,000.
love for Vader.
got no
is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know.
Fuck you. Bunnies fly yo.
It's All About the Chase.
Via: Leon Crackston
No girl believes she's beautiful until a guy comes along
and makes her feel like she is.
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
CALIFORNIA
The Hella Golden State
An upperclass man is disappointed about having to eat a corn dog, isolated against a white background.
Via: Chris Mohney
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